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It has to be 20% better than when you left last week, right?

Good luck with the Kiwi “Yeah, nah”.

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Looking at my HRM my acoustic commutes looked like more than moderate exercise. I still see a small heart rate peak in the morning on the ebike but my ride home is indistinguishable from normal wandering around at work. The benefit is that after an ebike commute I still want to ride my bikes...

In the last 10 days my iPhone 16 has used more than 50% of my battery life only once. Current battery life is fantastic.

And somehow didn’t fly apart.

Deep fried food is now the healthiest choice you can make.

I've liberated a few glasses from bars in Europe, they all have volume markings on them appropriately below the rim. None of my local glasses do though. Here in NZ if you order a pint they can serve you up whatever they want as a "pint" has no legal meaning here. Aussie is... complicated...

Start using the term remote nuclear. Should delay the inevitable by a few months.

Unicorns, horses, can we finally be faithful to the original material and have a series the revolves around a goat please?

2035: Diamonds are the major income earner in the Turks and Caicos.

They’re probably vegetarians. How could they not be?

It's the 5000km long extension cord that's the killer.

Just drafting up my grant application for my very excellent thesis. "The (very very terrible) effects of fluoride on cancer rates amongst whales swimming near offshore windmills". I should be able to retire on this.

Could have been four time the size, maybe some disco lights in the base.

First term, people got the benefit of the doubt, 2nd term confirmed it unequivocally.

There is no problem here. It turns out the official tasked with counting the number of astronauts on the ISS got it WRONG WRONG WRONG. They've been fired and replaced with someone who can count. SAD!

After 8 years I can sell my old switch for about half what I paid for it, and everything except Labo works on the new system. Thats incredibly good value, thanks Nintendo.

The whole front might fall off!

Well, you probably have a contract with the power company, but they aren’t likely to wake up one day and say they are doubling the voltage and you have to repurchase appliances accordingly. But maybe they should.