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    Used Tesla prices tumble as embarrassed owners look to sell

    Nevermind
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    Saliva that fights norovirus? Experimental oral vaccine is nothing to spit at.

    Good luck getting it past Dr. Brain Worm.
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    Protests, broken windows, even arson: Tesla’s massive Elon problem

    The State Department just inked a deal for $400 million of heavily armored CyberTrucks. Is that part of Elon's cost cutting plan? Those things can't even pull themselves out of a ditch without the help of a F-150. How do you think they're gonna perform covered in heavy armor? Your taxes just...
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    Ford boss says tariffs will create “cost and chaos”

    On the plus side, I'm sure the Trump Organization is going to be just fine! We'll probably find a way to bail out Tesla too.
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    Citing EV “rollercoaster” in US, BMW invests in internal combustion

    You have no choice over where you're born, dude!
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    Not Gouda-nough: Google removes AI-generated cheese error from Super Bowl ad

    Great casein point for eliminating AI. It's whey too unreliable.
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    Trump admin rescinds controversial funding freeze after two days of protest

    Man, that is so accurate! Sanity is so boring.
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    All federal agencies ordered to terminate remote work—ideally within 30 days

    RTO is the biggest productivity killer in corporate history.
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    More cancer, less death? New alcohol-risk reviews offer conflicting takeaways

    Get back to me in 20 years when you pretend to have it figured out. Meanwhile, I'm having a cocktail.
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    Researchers hone in on headache-causing compounds in red wine

    "Anecdotal." Antidotal would be a quercetin inhibitor.
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    Congressional Republicans conclude SARS-CoV-2 originated in a lab leak

    Can't wait to see polio making its triumphant return.
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    Google seems to have called it quits on making its own Android tablets—again

    Loved mine, but the OS updates took forever. It had to update each app individually.
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    Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 has animals, AI terrain, careers, and flydoos

    This looks very intriguing. As a non-gamer, I wish there was a dumbed-down play mode where you could just explore the world without learning how to operate an aircraft.
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    RTO mandate was attempt at thwarting Grindr workers unionizing: US labor board

    Grindr unions typically only last for a few hours.
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    OpenAI releases ChatGPT app for Windows

    I have a paid licence and I use it all the time. At the time I purchased the license, the paid version offered a more advanced version of the LLM. Not sure if that's still the case, but the server availability also seems much better with the paid version.
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    Tesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivated

    Y'all are totally lacking in vision. Just think of how awesome CyberTruck v2 is gonna be with the boring and flamethrower attachments.
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    Hey! Listen! New Minecraft AI guide offers tips while watching you play

    What I really need is Tinder coaching! When's that feature coming out?
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    Investigation shows how easy it is to find escorts, oxycodone on Eventbrite

    Username checks out!
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    NC Senate passes bill to make it illegal to publicly mask for health reasons

    Finally, NC is doing the Lord's work! Next they should outlaw pi, or at least legislate it to 3.14. It's inconceivable that God in his infinite wisdom would use an irrational number for a ratio that is so ubiquitous in nature. Same goes for quantum mechanics. I'm pretty sure the liberals and...
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    Mayans burned and buried dead political regimes

    Please nobody tell Donald Trump about this tradition.