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    New executive order puts all grants under political control

    I seem to recall hearing about political officers before somewhere. Maybe they can end up like the one on the Red October.
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    President Trump says Intel’s new CEO “must resign immediately”

    Pot, meet kettle.
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    GOP ignores Grok’s right-wing bias in anti-woke chatbot fight, Democrat claims

    How about just skipping the second part of that.
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    Paramount accused of bribery as it settles Trump lawsuit for $16 million

    Was it bribery or extortion from the White House? That’s a nice merger you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
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    All childhood vaccines in question after first meeting of RFK Jr.‘s vaccine panel

    Right up until measles resets your immune system.
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    All childhood vaccines in question after first meeting of RFK Jr.‘s vaccine panel

    It’s time to party like it’s 1789.
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    After Mr. Deepfakes shut down forever, one creator could face a $450K fine

    At least some countries try to scale this by making the fine proportional to the person's income (or net worth maybe?). Think $200,000 speeding tickets.
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    After Mr. Deepfakes shut down forever, one creator could face a $450K fine

    One of these days someone with this particular mental defect is going to create an image of a child who's father decides that the world would be better off without said individual.
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    Anti-vaccine advocate RFK Jr. axes COVID shot guidance for pregnant people, kids

    Just wait until the 4th of July when they decide that The Purge is a good idea.
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    Anti-vaccine advocate RFK Jr. axes COVID shot guidance for pregnant people, kids

    Drowning in his own fluids within his lungs as Covid-19 or another respiratory illness squeezes the life out of him with every halting breath.
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    Amazon’s Chinese sellers to raise prices or quit US market as tariffs hit 145%

    I’ve heard that for an economist, the real world is often a special case.
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    What could possibly go wrong? DOGE to rapidly rebuild Social Security codebase.

    You know it will be xAI with a big, fat no-big government contract to go with it.
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    Collapsing US herd immunity to measles spurs experts to call for extra MMR dose

    You know, some sort of 3rd world state like Texas.
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    Fuel efficiency, EVs, and charger funding all cut by Trump’s orders

    Can we live stream that please? I would even pay to see it.
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    FDA noted unsanitary conditions, unwashed hands at McDonald’s ex-onion supplier

    Tomorrow. They promise.
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    VW will offer “highly competitive” leases on ID.4 as sales restart

    Wait, a Volkswagen vehicle with electrical gremlins? Say it isn’t so! They’ve been so reliable up until now. /s obviously
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    Web pioneer Marshall Brain dies suddenly at 63 amid ethics battle

    If no one else has mentioned it, I would encourage you to read https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manna_(novel) Written by Marshall Brain. Quite an interesting read. .
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    The sad, bizarre tale of hype fanning fears modern cryptography was slain

    That depends on the one key that you break. PKI is turtles all the way down and if you break a significant root key, then Bob's your uncle.
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    Smart sous vide cooker to start charging $2/month for 10-year-old companion app

    They also love the idea of people forgetting to cancel their subscriptions and/or using dark patterns to make cancelling a royal PITA. I'm hoping there's a special level of hell for all of these MBAs that are driving this crap right now.
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    Elon Musk loses fight with ex-Twitter staffer, must pay $600K

    you must be new here. :) (Of course you're not but posted for the lols)