SBD: Hey, look what I found for you - 180 of 'em for only $30!
SBD's fiance: Where'd you get those?
Me: The internet!
Her: Like, amazon.com?
Me: Well, not exactly...
Her: ...
Me: I love you?
Yeah, sorry man, if it was me trying to keep a rogue Milk Dud from making my ass explode, I would be all...