It all began when the monitors started bursting into flames. Well, at least that’s when I knew I had walked into a tech support horror story.
Back in the day when the cathode-ray tube was still the display of choice and SVGA really was super, I was working as a network engineer and tech support manager for a government contractor at a large military research lab. I spent two years on the job, and I learned in the process that Murphy was an optimist. The experience would provide me with enough tech horror stories and tales of narrow escape through the most kludged of hardware and software hacks ever conceived to last a lifetime—and to know that I would much rather be a writer than work in tech support ever again.
Of course, all of us have tech horror stories to tell, especially those of us who were “early adopters” before the term was de rigueur. So we’re looking for you, our readers, to share yours. The most bone-chilling and entertaining of which we’ll publish tomorrow in honor of Halloween—that day each year when some people change their Twitter handles to pseudo-spooky puns, and others just buy bags of candy to have ready for the traditional wave of costumed home invaders.
To get your narrative wheels turning and set the mood appropriately, I’ll kick things off with my tales of tech support that I save for the darkest power outages and most wicked of LAN storms.
The fall of the house of Zenith
Back in the late 1980s, the US military bought a giant heaping load of computers under what was called the Desktop II contract—not from IBM, Dell, Compaq, or Hewlett-Packard, but from Zenith Data Systems. The Zenith Z248 was purchased in such quantity that, rumor has it, some were used for sandbags during Desert Storm.
I arrived as a support contractor just as the Department of Defense was starting another big PC buy—386-based PCs from Unisys, under the Desktop III contract. But while the PCs themselves were getting upgraded, in many cases the old ZDS monitors were remaining. This was in part because the lab I was working at had standardized on MS-DOS 5.1 and was going nowhere near Windows 3.11.

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