Last August, I spent five days eating nothing but Soylent, the provocatively named liquid food product created by Silicon Valley entrepreneur Rob Rhinehart. Five days wasn’t anywhere near enough to gain more than the briefest glimpses into how the stuff might affect my body—I wound up losing a couple of statistically insignificant pounds, and once I’d moderated my intake some and wasn’t over-stuffing myself, I felt fine. The biggest side effect from eating Soylent for five days was a truly epic amount of gas for a couple of days; my wife is a saintly creature who assures me she didn’t notice, but I recall crop-dusting from room to room, praying that the foul vapors I was venting didn’t kill our houseplants or set our curtains on fire.
The gas calmed down after a couple of days, though, and the experiment was a success. I didn’t die, and farts aside, I felt pretty good. In the months since then, Rhinehart and his coworkers at Rosa Labs have tweaked the Soylent ingredient mix, fine-tuning the substance and figuring out their supply chain in order to meet the truly massive demand generated by the product’s crowdfunding campaign. After months and months of delays, much of which is directly attributable to the rice protein supplier chosen to deliver the tiniest-possible particulate size, Soylent began shipping on April 25.
Our order arrived yesterday afternoon, when USPS dropped off a 40lb. box (about 18kg) on my doorstep. In it were 28 bags of Soylent and 28 individual oil capsules. And we dove right in.
No soy, no people
“Soylent” as a product name raises a lot of eyebrows. People tend to respond to the name either by immediately exclaiming “It must be made of people!” or by saying “I heard that soy is terrible for you so if you drink this stuff you’ll probably die.” Good news for both responses: unlike its colorful namesake in the Harry Harrison novel or the Charlton Heston movie, Soylent contains no people; additionally, it isn’t made out of soy.


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